Shitty Coders

Autopsies for systems that should have stayed dead.

Weekly autopsies of what shipped. A function, a fleet, a cron, a pipeline. From the open web, or from work you send. Names off unless you want a credit. Private when you pay. We inherit the system if you want the wreck worked on, not only written up.

All funerals
  1. Retries on open circuit breaker kept the TTL alive

    the sick note kept extending itself

  2. SQS bounced PHP-serialized Messenger envelopes at 256 KiB

    the envelope was bigger than the mailbox

  3. Transfer Family IdP throttled at reserved 5

    the doorman had five chairs